Well Summer is coming guys and you know what that means! The ladies are gonna be wanting to strut their stuff and show out double to attract you and your wallet to that upscale get together theyve been planning since February...If you're like Me...U don't mind cutting a couple Ca$h Corners to get your objective
prize...But u still want to impress......
MCDonalds Dollar Menu aside, here are a few ways you can do the Romance thing without
diggin too deep in your jeans...HC Cares Homie!...We got you....
#1 Romantic Picnic In the Park...
Sounds Kinda Lame if ur wearing some 100$ jeans sitting in the grass right? Wrong...Open air activities always set the mood...for added Romance wait until twilight (no vampire jokes here) and light up a couple candles...U can go for the gusto and whip up something Italian for the event, Or just pre order some Chinese for 2! All told the food and a nice bottle of wine shouldn't run you more than 45$....and if u play your cards right she'll be intoxicated on the atmosphere, and the wine...u go piiimp!!!
#2 Karaoke Bar
Double Lame...Right? Wrong!! The fact you'd willingly embarrass yourself for someone you've probably
just begun seeing means in the long run u may go further to please them...Plus Karaoke bars are generally
places to get drunk for Dumb cheap...Ya heard!? Most places you'll be able to get 2 or even 3 pitchers of beer for 30-35$...U and your lady will be so smashed u won't even notice how off key you are
singing "Englishman in New York"...for added emphasis make eye contact and gyrate like Prince...Shorty will be putty in your hands...and you will be wasted...Yesss!
#3 Free Concert!!
U live in a big Coty chances are these occur at least 5 or 6 times a summer...I myself will vouch for free concerts because of the lively atmosphere and cheap booze tents...45-50 bucks should get you and your lady friend blitzed on coors and slobbering on each other even before Hedley or Metric even take the stage...trust me!! I know...
#4Beach Sunset
Incorporate this into picnic mode, youve got sun sand and the oncoming night..throw in 20 bucks for Gas and Booze...youve got the Payless Shoe source equivalent to romance in the Caribbean...
#5Sushi Bar
Super Cool Super Trendy...very few women out there today do not like sushi!! The Sake will get your Mojo going and for about 40-50 dollars you will have a suhi feast fit for a queen or a king...If u order the clams
get ready for some Lovin!! they are an Afrodisiac Supreme!!
#6 The Farmers Market
HEY we said Cheap Dates, and we here at HC are gonna give u the cheapest dates we can think of...
Think 39cent tomatoes and cloves of garlic...Thats cheap! On the other hand u and your lady will probably
have such a good time working out on allll your energy from the healthy food you spent so much time buying...U might even forget you went to your moms favorite hangout all together...hahaha good stuff...
#7 Ikea Window Shopping (so sorry 50) haha
Remember playin house? Ok now try the grown up version of that...Your imaginations will run wild over moving in together AND you will probably get brownie points for trying to upgrade your home...
Best part is..Window shopping is freee! you might have to shell out a few bones for gas and a couple
reasons why u cant afford new furniture but hey! you tried...
#8 Mini Putt
Fun and easy...if u sink a hole in one on the last green u get a free sundae...or a hamburger...gotta like those odds...best part is these places are routinely priced under 20$ a head...so u get to save bread...ya baby!
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